Sunday, October 21, 2007

Poll shows smart Americans getting more concerned about global warming

Most Americans blame emissions from cars and industrial plants as the primary cause of global warming and believe the United States should reduce levels even if other countries don't, a survey shows.

Fifty-six percent of poll respondents said the phenomenon of global warming has been proven, and can be largely blamed on human endeavors, such as power plants and factories, according to the CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll.

In comparison, 21 percent of those surveyed (the % otherwise know as "mouth-breathing morons") claimed global warming problems are caused either by natural changes, a vast "left wing conspiracy," or are unproven.


LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

"mouth-breathing morons"...I believe that s/b "Mouth Breathing Goreons" there bud...

And here I thought you were against the rich scamming the poor and underpriviledged...tsktsk...

Man made GW is BS.

Shoes4Industry said...

Earth's climate changes in response to external forcing, including variations in its orbit around the sun (orbital forcing),volcanic eruptions, and atmospheric greenhouse gas concentrations. The detailed causes of the recent warming remain an active field of research, but the scientific consensus identifies elevated levels of greenhouse gases due to human activity as the main influence. This attribution is clearest for the most recent 50 years, for which the most detailed data are available. In contrast to the scientific consensus that recent warming is mainly attributable to elevated levels of greenhouse gases, other hypotheses have been suggested to explain the observed increase in mean global temperature. One such hypothesis (expressed by mouth-breathing morons) proposes that warming may be the result of variations in solar activity.

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

Shoes4Industry said...

Here ya go...
your government is making it easy for you understand!

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

Thanks for the Kids I know for sure what level of intelligence I'm dealing with here.

Shoes4Industry said...

So do we...

Shoes4Industry said...

Of all the things to come out (and we do mean come out) against, the Truth and Protecting the Environment.

You should be proud!

No wonder this country's going down the crapper.

Moving on...

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

Nobody with a brain is against "protecting" the environment. What anybody with a brain is against is fear mongering, manipulating, pseudo science, blathering idiot extremists. While the "environment" is not as pristine as it was 300 years ago, it's getting better all the time due to increased pollution controls and awareness. The problem is 3rd world developing countries without any pollution controls and money to implement them.

The Goreon Morons and their alarmist ilk are only in it for the money. Carbon credit scams, runaway regulation, and their other "controls" will do nothing but make it more expensive for poor people and kill the economy with job loss and overpriced "science".

Of course it would require an open mind and intelligence to realize what is fact and what is fiction.

Shoes4Industry said...

"What anybody with a brain is against is fear mongering, manipulating, pseudo science, blathering idiot extremists."

Sounds alot like the current administration you're so fond of.

Shoes4Industry said...

"The problem is 3rd world developing countries without any pollution controls and money to implement them." ROTFLMAO!!!

Shoes4Industry said...

Have you ever considered a career in Stand Up Comedy? Besides being a world class D.J.?

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

Whatever I do, I'm in a league so far above this pitiful blog, it's laughable. The only good thing about this blog and the rest of your pathetic efforts are the comedy relief they provide for me and my friends.

Shoes4Industry said...

And vice versa...

Shoes4Industry said...

"Whatever I do, I'm in a league so far above this pitiful blog, it's laughable." "Bush" League you mean...LOL

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

At least I know what to do with a bush...

Lee said...

If this blog is SO beneath you, why stay?

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

Fighting the never ending battle for truth, justice, and The American Way..../;}

Shoes4Industry said...

Now look who's operating on a junior high school level.

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

Have too when you're dealing with Kindergartners. You know, the ones who don't understand how The Electoral College works and why Algore is still not the POTUS...

Shoes4Industry said...


Lee said...

Speaking of Ozone Al and the 2000 election...

Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law (St. Paul, Minn),had some interesting facts concerning 2000 election.

Number of states won by Gore - 19
Number of states won by Bush - 29

Miles of land won by Gore 580,000
Miles of land won by Bush - 2,427,000

Population of counties won by Gore - 127 million

Population of counties won by Bush - 143 million

Murder rate per 100,00 residents in counties by Gore - 13.2

Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties by Bush - 2.1

Olson adds: In aggregate,a map of the terrority Bush won was mostly LAND OWNED BY TAXPAYING CITIZENS of this great country.


Shoes4Industry said...

Sounds a bit racist to us.

Bottom Line


Total BUSH 50,456,002 47.87%
GORE 50,999,897 48.38%
NADER 2,882,955 2.74%

End of debate.

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

Since when are FACTS racist? Of course Goreon Morons are known to not handle reality very easily...It's much easier to blame it on someone else instead of taking responsibility for your own actions.

It doesn't matter how you spin it, GWB WON the 2000 election fair and square and according to the Rule of Law. Of course, laws don't matter to most Dimocrats and Progresives anyway.

Ever heard of the Electoral College? You know why it is the Law of The Land?

Shoes4Industry said...

Since when are FACTS racist? Then they are used in a racist, reactionary manner to make a specious argument.

Shoes4Industry said...

You guys are so funny, you are so afraid some poor person is going to get something for nothing while corporations are robbing the tax paying public blind!

Get a life.

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

We may be funny, but at least we're not pathetic. No one has a problem with the truly poor receiving aid. But when the public pays for generations of a criminal class who never works, and has no sense of responsibility, that's criminal and those who support it are no better.

And facts are still facts, regardless of whether or not you don't like the implications. Those who feed at the public trough and vote for those who give them more for doing nothing are lazy slobs who don't deserve it.

Lee said...

If the TRUTH is racist, so be it.

Popular votes DON'T win the elections. End of YOUR debate.

Aid is one thing. Total dependence is another. Welfare receipients always get something for nothing. They are the ones that need to GET A LIFE!(a working one).

Shoes4Industry said...

"We may be funny, but at least we're not pathetic."

I wouldn't be so sure about that...

Shoes4Industry said...

By "criminal class" you ARE referring to the Bush administration, right?

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

Teehee know dam good and well who I'm talking about and the crime stats prove it. You just can't deal with reality.

Shoes4Industry said...

From C&Ls-

Nicole noted the first few minutes of Fox News Sunday yesterday, and just how angry the conservative Republicans were about Al Gore winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Bill Kristol disparaged Gore and the Nobel prize itself, saying “it’s a prize given by bloviators to a bloviator.” Charles Krauthammer insisted the award goes to “people whose politics are either anti-American or anti-Bush, and that’s why [Gore] won it.”

These pundits were obviously bitter, much the same way National Review’s Iain Murray was late last week, when he suggested Gore share his award with Osama bin Laden, “who implicitly endorsed Gore’s stance” in a September video harangue. (Apparently, to accept global warming is to embrace a terrorist philosophy.)

It led Paul Krugman to ask a good question: “What is it about Mr. Gore that drives right-wingers insane?”

The headline on Krugman’s piece is entirely appropriate: “Gore Derangement Syndrome.” The whole “derangement syndrome” phenomenon stems from an increasingly common problem — when contempt for a leader strays from simple political opposition to irrational, reflexive antagonism. If so-and-so says “day,” I’ll say “night,” even if the sun is shining. It’s more important to fight the perceived opponent than to make sense.

And for far too long, that’s exactly how the right has approached Gore and the science on global warming. The evidence must be wrong, because Gore believes it. The Nobel Peace Prize must be worthless, because Gore won it.

These aren’t arguments. They’re sad and nonsensical temper-tantrums.

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

And that's exactly what a Goreon Moron would say when confronted with reality and hard science instead of fear mongering and pseudo science.

GW is a "Phony War" with an idiot for a leader and imbeciles for soldiers.

Nobody I know has a problem with the Truth...Goreon LOST and GWB WON...fair and square according to the Rule Of Law...Move On...

Lee said...

Bitter? Angry? Six years later and the Gore supporters are STILL both ANGRY & BITTER. Sad and nonsensical temper-tantrumms? Yep, sounds typical of the left-wing cry babies (been doing it for SIX YEARS).

"The Bush Derangement Syndrome" was a label put on the all the Bush haters a long time ago. Couldn't they have come up with someting more original.

Eveything written there was a perfect description of a left-wing loonie.

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...


LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

Looks like Fearless Leader is gonna' get his ass kicked again by Moose and Squirrel.

Ooops...sorry about the delay...had to go check something.


Algore is still NOT the POTUS!! ROTFLMAO!

Lee said...

Here are a few paragraphs from Tony Blakley (former editorial page editor of the The Washington Times).

Al Gore's great accomplishment is to have shared the Nobel Peace Prize with the thousands of scientists of the UN'S Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change-while contradicting their scientific findings.

For example, Gore warned the world in his Academy Award-winning movie to expect the world's sea level to rise 20 feet in this century. His co-award winners at the U.N.'s IPCC said about one foot-the same increase in sea level experienced during the past 150 YEARS. So much for the Eastern seaboard being underwater.

Danish professor and skeptical environmentalist Bjorn Lomborg points out that while Gore was (amazingly) technically accurate to warn that up to 4000,000 people might die by 2050 because of global warming, Gore CAREFULLY failed to point out that 1.8 million lives will be saved from the cold that global wrming will replace.

So, global warming will SAVE a net of 1.4 million lives, rather than cost 400,000 lives.

Al Gore's warning about the shrinking population of polar bears also is wrong; their population is RISING.

The award Gore truly deserves is: Best Scary Campfire Storyteller!

Shoes4Industry said...

From Orwell's 1984:

A Party member…is supposed to live in a continuous frenzy of hatred of foreign enemies and internal traitors, triumph over victories, and self-abasement before the power and wisdom of the Party. The discontents produced by his bare, unsatisfying life are deliberately turned outwards and dissipated by such devices as the Two Minutes Hate, and the speculations which might possibly induce a sceptical or rebellious attitude are killed in advance by his early acquired inner discipline…called, in Newspeak, crimestop. Crimestop means the faculty of stopping short, as though by instinct, at the threshold of any dangerous thought. It includes the power of not grasping analogies, of failing to perceive logical errors, of misunderstanding the simplest arguments if they are inimical to Ingsoc, and of being bored or repelled by any train of thought which is capable of leading in a heretical direction. Crimestop, in short, means protective stupidity.

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

"protective stupidity"

Those self diagnostic courses are working for you well spent.

Shoes4Industry said...

Again, you miss the point.

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...

I'm about 10 points ahead of you...nice try.

Shoes4Industry said...

And you're three steps behind.

LifeBeginsAt200MPH said...


Lee said...

Speaking of Ozone Al - parts of another newspaper article -

Most mainstream journalists effectively have decreed that the global wrming debate is over, that man's fossil-fuel burning is the primary culprit and that anyone who doesn't parrot the James Hansen-Laurie David party line is in bed with ExxonMobile or is the moral and intellectual equivalent of a Holocaust denier.

Today you rarely see or hear a skeptical peep on catastrophic global warming from CBS,NBC,PBS,NPR,The NY Times, The Washington Post, Newsweek or already-know-it-alls at the New Yorker.

Scientific American has devolved into a huckster for Al Gore. The senile tough guys at "60 Minutes" have gone soft. Only John Stossel of ABC's "20/20" can be counted on to regularly challenge the media's alarmist consensus on climate change.

Compare skeptic Stossel to Anderson Cooper. For his laughably one-sided "Planet in Peril" special last, Cooper jetted to Greenland's treacheerous ice sheets to demonstrate, AD NAUSEAM, that global warming is causing glaciers there to melt at a faster rate than 10 years ago.

In their journalism snow job, Cooper and his producers made sure to include the media's pet climate alarmist, NASA's James Hansen, but they left out the elements invariably left out when global warming issues are reported: BALANCE & PERSPECTIVE.

No ice chip of skepiticism threatened CNN's scary story line. Cooper-who made a major gafffe when he said 40% of Greenland's ice sheet had gone away in the last 40 yrs.-did manage to admit it was not likely the island's 630,000 cubic miles of ice were going to melt anytime soon.

But for perpspective's sake, he might have noted how Greenland got its name-because it was hotter-and greener-900yrs. ago than it is today. So couldn't the current warming be part of a natural long-term cycle? Sorry, doesn't fit the standard story line.

Cooper's encounter with polar bears was just as journalistically sloppy. He rode along with a scientists who used a helicopter to chase down and dart a mother bear and her two cubs, who then were weighed and had who knows what else in the name of science done to them to see how they are coping with the shrinking polar ice cap that has liberaldom's top journalists in such a panic.

Polar bears are under stress, underweight, acting strange and in danger of becoming extinct by 2050, Cooper said somberly.

How many polar bears are there in the Arctic? How many separate bear populations? Are they all losing bears? Are they maybe under stress because they are being terrorized by helicopters, shot full of drugs and manhandled by mad scientists?

Don't ask Anderson. He was too busy playing Nanook of the North and exploiting polar bears the same way most of his fellow journalists in the unfair and unbalanced news media do- as cliched props in a propaganda war.

And I thought Cooper's slogan was "We Keepin' Them Honest"!!

Shoes4Industry said...

So couldn't the current warming be part of a natural long-term cycle? Sorry, doesn't fit the standard story line.

Are you out of your fucking mind?

You are really going to try and deny that Global warming is NOT a man made event?

What newspaper are you quoting here? The Onion?

Shoes4Industry said...

he detailed causes of the recent warming remain an active field of research, but the scientific consensus identifies elevated levels of greenhouse gases due to human activity as the main influence. This attribution is clearest for the most recent 50 years, for which the most detailed data are available.

Anonymous said...


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22. You must always ignore the message and attack the messenger. When stuck, remember the tactic that won’t reveal to other Elitist Leftwing Liberals your unwillingness to rebut the issue under discussion or your inability to think or say anything original: smugly change a couple of your adversaries’ words, parrot and repeat their comments back to them verbatim and even if it isn’t true, by all means always be sure to accuse your opponents of using the very tactics the Elitist Leftwing Liberals try to hide, remembering all the while that Unca Lenin would be proud as punch.

23. No matter how credible a source may be - always do your Elitist Leftwing Liberal duty and rabidly claim it’s been debunked and discredited and call anyone who believes it “mean spirited”, crazy, a Nazi or any other of the monikers from the Elitist Leftwing Liberal grab bag of infantile epithets and sarcastic sobriquets even if you invented your “data” out of thin air or found it on the webpage of some Elitist Leftwing Liberal lemming on the lunatic fringe. See Article #27 for the suggested politically correct buzzwords to use in your tantrums.

24. Whenever demonstrated facts don’t agree with your agenda, twist them and mangle them until you can make them fit into your prejudices, the media will assist you greatly.

25. Once you’ve told a lie or slandered someone, be sure to repeat it as often as possible until it becomes true. “Members and front organizations must continually embarrass, discredit and degrade our critics. When obstructionists become too irritating, label them as fascist, or Nazi or anti-Semitic …. The association will, after enough repetition, become “fact” in the public mind.” [ ~ Communist Party, Moscow Central Committee, 1943]

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28. You have to believe that there were never any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, even though they were used against Iran, the Kurds and the Iraqi people and even though the many Democrats warned us about WMD before the Iraqi invasion: William Jefferson Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Sandy Berger, Madeline Albright, Senators Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, Robert Byrd, Jay Rockefeller, John Kerry, Bob Graham, Ted Kennedy, Representatives Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman and vice-president Al Gore to name only the most vociferous.

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40. You are encouraged to lionize, venerate, yea, worship sloth, lust, self-centeredness, selfishness, instant gratification, slander, criminal behavior, drug addiction, degenerate behavior, promiscuous sex, lewd remarks and behavior, rudeness, crudeness, crassness, smutty language, vulgarity of all kinds, disrespect for authority, laws, law enforcement and military while showing respect for prostitution, drug dealing, gang-bangers, organized crime, pornography and generally everything that would aid in tearing down the social fabric of the United States of America and all she stands for.

41. Be sure to exhibit incessant anger at America and Americans in general and rage at conservatives, centrists and anyone who doesn’t agree with your ideas.

42. You must be “politically correct” when it suits your purpose and point out that political correctness is a form of freedom rather than more mind-control, but, it’s more important to demand that others be “politically correct” than actually follow those demands yourself.

43. You must always offer praise and/or excuses for all of America’s enemies, especially terrorists who aren’t really murdering cowards, but, rather multiculturally misunderstood.

44. You have to believe that just because your candidate lost an election (by all means stomp and shout “election fraud” or “stolen election”) or an unacceptable law was passed there’s always the possibility of going to court where an Elitist Leftwing Liberal judge is presiding so that you can get your way in spite of the wishes of the electorate and those of their congressional delegates as elections and legislation are more effectively decided by certain judges and their courts than by the voters and their legislatures. But, be sure to stress that you believe in the Constitution and remember to always claim that the candidate, election or law you don’t like is unconstitutional. In fact, for argumentation purposes, it’s always a good idea to claim that any law or action that doesn’t please you is unconstitutional as it’s an excellent buzzword and makes you sound like you might know something esoteric. After all, guys like Noam Chomsky and Alan Dershowitz made a career of such tactics.

45. Whenever someone says something that rubs your prejudgements the wrong way, ignore the contents of the remarks and vilify, defame, malign and slander that person while claiming everything that person has ever said or will ever utter is wrong. You are encouraged to take cheap shots and engage in name-calling and ad hominem attacks, but, above all, if you’re a true standard-bearer for the Elitist Leftwing Liberals, avoid discussing issues you can’t debate - which are, of course, all of them.

46. Honor multiculturalism and know its “truths”: “Multiculturalism, n. The doctrine that persons of European ancestry are morally inferior to all other human beings.” ~ John Derbyshire, inspired by Ambrose Bierce and his Devil’s Dictionary.

47. When confronted with something that is critical of Elitist Leftwing Liberals, read or listen to one or two lines and jump to conclusions (it’s the best exercise many Elitist Leftwing Liberals get) that the beginning was awful (meaning it might ask an Elitist Leftwing Liberal to actually think or to look at Elitist Leftwing Liberals in an uncomplimentary light) - and claim you didn’t bother to read the rest or listen to the remainder all the while claiming to be open-minded.

48. You must take it as your sworn duty to do your utmost to prevent people from printing, voicing, writing or otherwise disseminating any communication which is either unfavorable to or not in agreement with Elitist Leftwing Liberal dogma and you must also strictly enforce Political Correctness, while at the same time doing your best to muzzle and silence those who don’t agree with you. Tell adversaries to “Do as I say, and I’ll do as I please!” This is not censorship, hypocrisy or Double Standards, but rather, “Freedom of Speech” an important Constitutional Amendment written to give Elitist Leftwing Liberals their God-given rights, even if they renounce and don’t believe in God and even if they think rights are only for Elitist Leftwing Liberals.

49. If you don’t agree with the points of others, under no circumstances should you present a rational counter argument or discuss the issue itself when it is much more effective to call people liars and cast aspersions on their veracity. This is also effective if a person makes a mistake, don’t overlook or excuse the error or admit there was a possibility of a mistake - call them liars ferociously, unless it’s a petty sideline mistake that will help you construct smoke and mirrors, in that case see Article #30 above.

50. Conservatives suggest that people should “hate the sin, love the sinner”. Remember, as an Elitist Leftwing Liberal you must always hate the sinner [person or corporation who doesn’t agree with you] and love the sin as all sins are “relative” and finding anything wrong with them is “judgemental”. This may be difficult to grasp at first glance since Elitist Leftwing Liberals don’t believe in “sin” [unless it’s being applied via Double Standard, see Article #35, toward corporations or people who don’t agree with Elitist Leftwing Liberals] except for hypocrisy which is the only sin, when applied to our opponents and is one of the most effective slurs in our arsenal. See Article #54

51. You must never be willing to take the consequences of your own actions or words or expect your confederates to do the same as long as you can unjustly lay the blame on someone else. But, of course, it is critical that you demand that people who don’t agree with your ideas be held to strict adherence of taking the consequences of their actions: See Article #35 above regarding nurturing our trademark: Double Standards.

52. When asked to “cite” or give citations, sources or support for your propaganda, you can do one of 4 things: Use secondary sources which supposedly give “expert” Elitist Leftwing Liberal opinion on the primary sources when they’re not ignoring them, taking phrases out of context, twisting their words or perverting their meaning; make an official-looking, bogus website (provided you know someone who knows how to make one and is also literate enough to write without a spell check) with the fake “facts” you’ve presented; refer them to a propaganda site that may or may not support your claims or the third and preferred solution is to give them the URL of an official or universally accepted website and claim vehemently that the so-called information you’ve invented, created or faked is from that website though anyone who looks won’t find it there.

53. Remember, “A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.” ~ G. Gordon Liddy

54. You have to support and promote socialized medicine as “Socialized medicine is based on the belief that, while individual bankruptcy by medical bills is tragic and wicked, bankrupting the entire country is beneficial and noble.” ~ Nicolas Martin [”If you think health care is expensive now, wait ’til you see how much it costs when it’s free.” ~ P. J. O’Rourke]

55. When your adversaries make statements that ring true, seem logical or appear to have merit, ask them completely irrelevant non sequitur questions in an attempt to evade the issue and derail the conversation. If that doesn’t work, announce with all due grandiosity that your opponents refuse to answer your questions or give cites, therefore, they cannot support their assertions. This ploy of course won’t work with people who can think, but, it will bring Elitist Leftwing Liberals and the lunatic fringe out of the woodwork to jump on your bellicose, bungling bandwagon.

56. You must always vociferously and incessantly point out that the reason any conservative’s failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: “Hypocrisy!” Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames us Elitist Leftwing Liberals and, of course, only applies to others because Liberals can always invoke the time-honored Double Standard. Inasmuch as Elitist Leftwing Liberals have no moral principles, we can sit back, march, or otherwise create a ruckus as we criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It’s an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites. Remember, admission that morals and ethics are passe always gets you off the hook - but, do not hesitate to point out the immorality or unethical behavior of people who don’t agree with Elitist Leftwing Liberals.

57. Remember, as a cheerleader for decadence, when any despot, criminal or maniac is treated in any way differently from the way he treated others, it’s your sworn duty to scream to the heavens that he isn’t being treated with dignity and is being embarrassed in spite of the fact he may have raped, tortured, maimed and slaughtered others; as an Elitist Leftwing Liberal you must remain silent about the victims of despots, criminals and maniacs. The victims got what they deserved and despots, criminals and maniacs are to be honored, lionized, venerated and if they’re bad enough, worshipped.

58. As an Elitist Leftwing Liberal, you must believe that all America foreign policy must have the unanimous approval of France, Russia, Syria, Cuba, North Korea, Communist China and the United Nations.

59. You must learn to be agile at pulling the old Elitist Leftwing Liberal Switcheroo. Naturally in normal discourse, you must incessantly and nauseatingly bash your country, slur and slander the founding fathers and American istitutions like the police, FBI, CIA, etc., calling them terrorists and murderers, disparage all religions except Islam, denounce all military institutions and personnel, chide all people who have moral convictions and on and on [See articles 1-58]; but, remember, when trying to win a petty bickering match, employ the Elitist Leftwing Liberal Switcheroo - which means dropping your old mantras and bromides and immediately feigning to embrace your opponents’ views momentarily while you don the mask of reverence for those you hate, but are aware that your adversaries admire. This is particularly effective when showing mock concern for American armed services personnel who are in harms’ way under an administration that doesn’t have Elitist Leftwing Liberal Lemming approval. If you are successful enough in public discourse and if you exhibit it with enough ferocity and frequency, you may be eligible to win a toaster from The Elitist Leftwing Liberal Liberty Lobby.

60. As an Elitist Leftwing Liberal, you must be like a feminist bookstore in that you have no humor department, therefore display no sense of humor while making zero effort to distinguish between serious commentary and obvious humor, satire, and sarcasm. It helps clarify the profile of Elitist Leftwing Liberals.

61. As an Elitist Leftwing Liberal, you must shout “Hypocrite” and “Hypocrisy” whenever your fantasies indicate that an adversary accepts the entirety of a political party, political administration or political philosophy. If the person purports to have any disagreements with that political party, political administration or political philosophy, maliciously call them “Hypocrites” while foaming at the mouth, gnashing your teeth, beating your breasts and tearing your hair. It’s the Elitist Leftwing Liberal Catch-22 where you are going to brand them “Hypocrites” no matter what they say or do. After all, “Hypocrite” is our favorite word and the only sin we recognize - in others, of course.

62. You must always be conscious of Political Correctness. “‘You’re not allowed to call them dinosaurs anymore.’ said Yo-less. ‘It’s speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons.’” ~ Terry Pratchett

63. Remember, one of the Elitist Leftwing Liberal hallmarks is to try to instill fear and use whatever scare tactics are available. This in conjunction with doomsday prophecies, perennial pessimism and hopelessness, real or imagined, will hopefully amplify the fear in others. “Collective fear stimulates herd instinct, and tends to produce ferocity toward those who are not regarded as members of the herd.” ~ Bertrand Russell

64. Whenever someone offers documentation or legal proof, one effective method of obfuscation is to claim the documents, certificates, court orders or whatever were forged, fraudulent, fake or fudged. The same thing can be done when someone offers proof of candidates’ popularity because they were elected to office - you can merely spare the gore and claim the election was rigged and the rightful candidate was robbed. Remember Uncle Joe’s Maxim: “Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.” ~ Josef Stalin
Poor Uncle Joe didn’t know about using the courts to circumvent legislation and elections.

65. You must always insist that the _Holy Bible_ must never be read in schools - even by students who get free condoms (though it can be burned) but, it’s acceptable reading in penitentiaries and people testifying in court must swear on the _Holy Bible_, but, the _Bible’s_ “Ten Commandments” cannot be displayed at the courthouse by court order.

66. You, as an Elitist Leftwing Liberal, have to believe that all of the above is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

Remember that in order for us to coerce loyalty we must levy severe warning that failure to adhere strictly to the demands presented in this consecrated manifesto is considered HERESY and could result in your not receiving invitations to important Elitist Leftwing Liberal functions such as homosexual marriages, ritual flag burnings, tossing medals (yours or anyone else’s) onto the White House lawn or marching in “Free Saddam Hussein” protest rallies wearing official footwear: John Kerry Flip-Flops.
STAY LEFT - YOU FOOL! ~ “No amount of money, influence, persuasion or words can possibly paint Elitist Leftwing Liberals in a worse light than they gladly portray themselves!”