Tuesday, April 22, 2008

OK, We Take It All Back...

20 comments:

Shirley Heezgay! said...

HA!

"a den of jackals" see even the "terrists" agree. LOL!

Lee said...

....and of course, Wm. Gerard's "scientific examination" of ground zero is to be believed

AND of course the terrorists agree that Bush & CO. are a den of jackals. They don't like anyone that fights back which explains Clinton's popularity.

Does anyone think that any of the "terrists" suffer from "eco-anxiety"?

Shoes4Industry said...

Will someone please explain THE ONION to our good friend Lee?

Lee said...

ONN, is US-based "fake news" -
fake breaking news segments
fake investigative pieces
fake public service announcements

It's no wonder then that it would be a post here. It must be brought to you by the same nuts that believe the fake theories of 9/11 being an inside job.

And it is amazing that they find the problems facing our country so funny. What do they take seriously? Oh, I forgot - the "victims" of Katrina that are STILL waiting for SOMEONE ELSE to change their lives (has ONN done anything "fake & funny" about that situation?). Or, how about the trillions of dollars spent on social programs that have left our cities a disaster ( has ONN done a piece on that? Maybe like the one they did on immigration, where the rich wife "refuses to work" like many of our welfare recpients? Or how about a piece on GLOBAL WARMING? You know, those terrified people suffering from "eco-anxiety" worrying about our environment?

HA! HA! HA!

Lee said...

Where has all the laughter gone??

Shoes4Industry said...

http://tinyurl.com/5a7c2c

Shoes4Industry said...

http://tinyurl.com/5a7c2c

Lee said...

Nah, for some real funny stuff check out GlennBeck.com (Glenn Beck: The Global Warming Hysteria List and Glenn Beck: The Green Hype List.

What? No global warming funny stuff over at ONN. Where is their sense of humor?

Shoes4Industry said...

http://tinyurl.com/6cvzxd

Lee said...

www.greatswindle.com

- UN: Global Temperatures Will Decline in 2008

- Temperature Monitors Report Widescale Global Cooling

- Researcher: Arctic Temperatures "Not Especially Warm"

- Solar Activity Dminishes, Researchers Predict Another Ice Age

Lee said...

John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel is suing Ozone Al and people who sell carbon credits hoping it will finally put some light on the fraud of Global Warming.

Mr. Coleman states: "GW is the greatest scam in history. I'm angered, appalled and truly offended by it. Some dastardly scientists with environmenal & POLITICAL motives have manipulated long term scientific data to create in (sic) conclusions of rapid GW. Other scientists of the same environmental whack type jumped into the circle to support & broaden the "research". To further enhance the totally SLANTED, BOGUS GW claims, their friends in government steered huge research grants their way to keep the move going. Soon they claimed to be a consensus...

Are you laughing yet? Good material for ONN, don't ya' think?

Lee said...

Just in case you missed this...

A Patron Saint For George W.
by Wesley Pruden (The Washington Times, May 6, 2008)

Davy Crockett is the patron saint of every politician who ever left Washington with a bruised ego and a broken heart. When he was bounced out of Congress in 1830, Davy told the folks on the banks of the Nolichucky River in Tennessee:"I'm going to Texas, and the rest of you can go to hell."

Departing presidents have left town nursing similar sentiments but avoided saying them out loud. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, continuing their endless rassling match today in Indiana and North Carolina, could take Davy Crockett's benediction as a caution. George W. Bush surely feels like Crockett is kin, and there's the fantasy of a speech floating across the internet that George W. could but never would deliver. But if he had only the self-discipline of his critics, ths is what he might say:

"If polls are right, more than half of you don't regard youselves as 'my fellow Americans." so I'll cut right to the chase. I'm getting out of Dodge. Before anyone gets in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, let me assure you that no laws were broken, the Constitution is intact.I'm quitting because I'm fed up with you people. You have no interest in what's actually going on the world. Most of you are too lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

"Let's start local. The politicians and pundits have persuaded you that the economy is in the tank. That's despite record numbers of homeowners, including record numbers of minority homeowners. Minority business ownership is at record levels, too. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton administration. The stock market has recounded to record levels and more Americans than ever own stocks. But all you can do is whine about gasoline prices, and most of you are too dumb to realize that the price of gasoline is high because the Chinese and the Indians are driving cars now, and because Al Gore and a handful of wacko greenheads are more worried about polar bears and their beachfront property than they are about you.

"I'm tired of this 'blood for oil' crap. If I were trading blood for oil, I would have seized Iraq's oil fields a long time ago. And don't give me this 'Bush lied, people died' crap, either. I could have planted chemical weapons all over Iraq to be 'discovered'. Instead, I owed up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. The rest of the world thought Saddam Hussein had the goods, too, same as me.

"Fools don't understand that we face a unique enemy. The 'soldiers' of our new enemy, unlike our old Soviet enemies, are actually eager to die. That's OK with me, and good riddance, as long as they aren't trying to take as many of you with them as they can. But they want to kill you in the name of what I generously called 'the religion of peace' (not that I ever believed it any more than you do). You all should be grateful that the Islamists haven't killed more of us here in the United States since September 11, but you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that.

"I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight, but most ofyou think 'a long and difficult fight' amounts to a single season of 'Survivor. You won't look through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do.

"The facts are easy enough to find. They're all over the Internet, along with a lot of stuff that ain't true. You have to pay attention and sort it out, but most of you would rather watch 'American Idol'. I could say more about your idiotic belief that government, not you own wallet, is where money comes from. But it would sail right over you heads.

Lee said...

Guess everyone on this site must suffer from the "Rosie O'Donnell Syndrome". A little disagreement and you blow your cool and run away.

Shirley Heezgay! said...

don't flatter yourself

it's called "A Life."

Lee said...

Wow! Do you REALLY have a life? With all your expert knowledge about politics, the world and the websites you refer to,I thought you spent all of your time at the computer. Does Shoes have a life, too?

Shirley Heezgay! said...

and yet you're the one who consistently is making comments about how everyone is quiet, running away etc etc.

the only way you would know that there's a stillness here is by checking regularly.

you've fallen trap yet again to your own double standards.

Lee said...

I check once a day on this and very few other sites. Shoes is the one putting the original posts here along with his favorite tinyurl.com. which must be very time consuming.

And you do have to admit that the comments have slowed down considerably, including those from Shoes.

I guess everyone else has tuned into other sites. That is the what? Total number of maybe six regulars?

Shoes4Industry said...

Thanks for you contributions. Tell your friends.

Shirley Heezgay! said...

Maybe, but i'm still here and obviously shoes is too-- that's two against one.

you lose.

Lee said...

I've only lost LB. You & Shoes have lost MoneySmith and hNicole (on this oh so popular site).

SOO, I guess you and S are the biggest losers (although I'm sure Nicole will suddenly now make an appearance).